Professor Xavier wants me to go to hell. Wait that came out wrong. I mean he wants me to go Mephisto's hell with the rest of the X-men to save Wolverine, and X-23. This is like the worst thing that can happen to me.

Since I'm Ice man, And hell has like lava pits and bad stuff like that. " But Professor! I'll be useless there!"

" Now I wouldn't say that Bobby. Your recent increases in power could prove very useful. "

Goodie! I just have to start showing potential right before Logan decides to put himself in a sauna times a million. " But I'm still an Ice man! Where's Magma any way?"

Then Xavier shrugs " When was the last time anyone saw Magma?"

I sigh. "Good point. This is because I Woke you up this morning isn't it?

" Why Bobby? What ever gave you an idea like that?" He smiles mischievously. The Professor Floats off to consult with Hank. Blue haired Gambit points and laughs.

" Funny huh?" I ask.

" Very funny ya Chen!" Gambit sneers. " Did he just call me a dog?

" You know what I think is funny Remy? " Now I point. " Ice Jock!"

Gambit grabs his crotch and, rolls around howling. I turn to The Prof, and Hank. " I'm sorry Professor. " Says Beast. " But this was made to go to the Astral Plane , not Hell."

" I was afraid of that." Charles shook his head. " Looks like our guest has to help us."

What guest I wonder. Then it becomes obvious when The Ghost Rider walks in.

" Ghost Rider?" Cries Cyclops. " What happened to Dr. Strange?"

" I know." the Professor. shrugs . " But me and Dr Strange, had a falling out, during the Civil War. "

" Hey ya punks!" The flame headed freak shouts. " Let's get this over with ! Gilmore Girls is on in an hour!" he shoots fire, at the Astral plane Portal, the screen, changes to flames and people screaming. Well looks like before the day is over I'll be the Astonishing Steam Man .

X- Party Woo Hoo! Yes us X- men will use any excuse to have a party. What's this one? Why the Season Finale of The Amazing Mutant Race 3. Too bad Laura went off in her little huff.

Oh well, she's like Logan she'll show up when she wants to. That ,and what ever can hurt that kid I don't want to meet it.

Already we got those fru fru tropical drinks that Jean likes.

And these scary blazing drinks.

I'd stay away from those , but what do I know? Me and fire don't really get along. We also have nachos and chicken wings, and whatever it is Marrow brought.

Who invited her any way? There's also entertainment like Gambit trying to prove he's not gay!

Why else would he take a shower, with Rouge, with their clothes on , and the door open? So of course she drained his power, and he was knocked out in the shower, I can neither confirm or deny that I was the one that dyed his hair blue,while he was ko'ed.

Also this one's for Hank who was eliminated, and now misses Noel. A special entertainment for my pal.

Enjoy Hank! I just hope you don't mind Rouge saying "mon ami" the whole time.