Cool as Ice

2008-03-31T20:16:00.000-07:00

Well I've been memed by the Black Widow. Let's get to it.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.

Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.

Post the rules on your blogTag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog..

1: I'm the youngest of the founding X-men.

2: I've been on a lot of teams in my time, the Champions, The Defenders, X-Factor, X-men, The Spider Friends. For a while there it was a tossup between me and Beast on which X-man has been in more teams, then Wolverine came along and started doing whatever the heck it is he's doing.

3: You know it never seems to last long with the girls I date, Polaris, Rouge, Husk, Guess I'm just not serious enough for them.

4: I love pulling pranks on the other X-men.

5: I have a degree in accounting.

6: My mom really did say : Have ou ever tried to stop being a mutant."

7: Neither one of my parents liked the fact I wanted to be a Superhero.

2008-02-15T12:15:00.000-08:00

Oh man this sucks, I mean after a long day of teaching accounting class I had two things to look forward to. Well my date with Firestar, and second today is sloppy joe day! I should have known that today wouldn't have turned out that good.

First Wolverine decided today was the day he would" Teach the kids how to take a punch." This ended up causing a mini riot. So when the kids came to my 11 o'clock class they all had claw marks or bruises all over them.

The lunch finally rolled around and while I was enjoying my delicious sloppy joe Jean and Storm got into a fight. You see ever since the Professor started helping Jon out with his campaign, And Cyclops is on some reality game show hitting on a man-woman thing, Jean and Storm have been fighting over who's in charge.

They blasted my sloppy joe, and all the others destroying the kitchen completely. So now I’m hungry trying to teach a bunch of beaten up and burned students math, and they don't pay attention normally. Maybe if I freeze them all? No then they'd just be cold too.

And worse Angelica wants us to eat at one of those fancy places that have teeny tiny portions. Ugh! I wonder if I have enough time to grab a whopper before the date.

2007-12-21T23:54:00.000-08:00

Okay how the heck did Jean Grey get in charge? She's hot an cold running crazy. Oh let me explain The Professor is off with Jon the intergalactic gladiator. Going after Mystique I think. (Boy am I glad we're not dating anymore.) First Scott was in charge, until he started hyper ventilating into a bag.

Then somehow Jean was put in charge like I stated earlier. And Storm is po'd . I do not not want to be around here when Storm confronts Jean and there's a whole Dark Phoenix versus Strom thing.

But now I'm in trouble. You see we had the whole winter dance for the students you know right before X-mas. I saw some guy skulking around outside So I flash froze him.

I thought I was doing the right thing you know. He was wearing a mask, and had a gun and dagger in his pocket. Turns out he was supposedly the Saiyan boys date's brother, and a shield agent, he had some dumb name like Red Hoodie or something.

Now this story didn’t wash with me I mean there is absolutely no family resemblance between the Vincent's date, and The Amazing Lollipop Man. But somehow now I'm in trouble, and worse Vella blasted me, man math class is going to be awkward from now on. Teaching those two kids was weird enough, I mean all they do is goof off, and still get straight A's.

That and they keep starting fights. I guess I have to put up with them since Professor X is friends with their dad, Maybe they’re smart enough so they can graduate from the high school part, and go on to be Beast's problem.

So now The X-men are having problems with SHIELD, and rumors of that nut in Gotham not being too happy. What he has to do with this I don’t know. So now my pay is getting deducted and I have to train the little kids in the danger room.

I hate training the little kids I always get sticky since they always have candy on 'em and have some kind of strange compulsion to rub it on me. I can't wait until the Professor comes back.

2007-07-07T23:11:00.000-07:00

How does this keep happening? Every time I go to a party , have a good time get a few drinks I wake up next to....

Why? What the heck is wrong with me? Do I have some bad girl fetish when I'm drunk? I just can't wait until Scott or Gaia lectures me about letting super villains in the Mansion, again.

And then The Professor. I'm not sure if he'll be mad, or proud. Man I don't know but this has gotta be some kinda evil plan , and she's drugging me right? Right?

I' had better cancel my date with Firestar until I sort this out. Oh. And I can't wait for the teasing from some of my old teammates like I dunno say Spider-Man after they find out. Hercules will probably just ask for Mystique's number.

2007-06-06T00:35:00.000-07:00

Well this week The challenge at LGS2 Involved us X-men. And a problem. Ya see Gambit didn't get the memo, he was off, getting more pink costumes so he didn't know that in the body of Professor X was this babe.

So I almost busted out laughing when he runs in saying " Mes Amis! the professor has taken my number."

The X-men have all decided not tell Remy what's really going on. So when the prof comes back hilarity will ensue! I can't wait.

2007-05-09T02:51:00.000-07:00

I did this because Emma Frost made me do it. With her mind.

Yes I know Emma, I was supposed to put his picture on a milk carton, but um Whoppers was cheaper. Why did I have to do this any way? I know The White queen says this is all my fault that Hellion is missing but Cyclops is partially to blame but does he have to dice slide all over town, to to find someone that wants to put Hellion's pic on a carton? Nooooo.

I'm not sure if it was because of the special relation ship they had or because Cyclops pulled a hissy fit , and yelled in front of the students " I was beaten up by a sixteen year old girl! I need some time to myself. I'm going to write in my Journal!"

So not only do I have to get the cartons I have to teach Scott's classes now, because He "just can't be bothered!" I know Emma is going to freak out but really who wants freaky grinning Hellion staring at them while eating their morning cereal?

It's not like the arrogant little kid is missed all that much. Well except for Emma, and a certain member of the student body that was caught behind a tree Frenching him, you know who I mean, Josh Foley. The rest of us are kind of glad the loudmouth stayed missing. I mean if we want constant bragging we have Wolverine for that.

Wait a second is this picture attached by tape? It is. Wow no wonder it was so cheap . Hey there's writing under the tape. Cool! I won a boat!

2007-04-16T22:20:00.000-07:00

Cyclops entered this martial Arts tournament thing. Against the Professor's orders. But Scott waited until it was The professor's "study time". Which we original X-men all refer to as Happy Hour. Because he drowns himself in cognac until he passes out.

I got roped into this because It was my turn to watch Scott . Last time he was left by himself a biker gang kidnapped him and made him wear a pink dress which he wore for weeks after we rescued him.

And Hellion came with us because he liked karate and stuff. I was trying to talk Scott out of entering this thing. Especially since I saw some of the contestants were Saiyans.

" Come on Bobby! I have to show Wolverine who's boss by beating him!"

I shake my head because he was once beaten up by a kid in self defense class. This one.

So the first round he gets in a fight with a girl that looks she's maybe 15 or 16.With blue hair. I thought she looked familiar, and And I then I remembered she looked almost exactly like that short Saiyan dude 's wife. Except younger and she had a tail.

I tried to warn Scott from the stands, He just laughed me off. What happened next wasn't pretty.

So after this and I blast Cyke's wound with some ice Hellion asks me, if he thinks The blue haired girl would be interested in him . "You'll never know unless you ask." I advise.

Scott wakes up. " How many people saw that?" He asks.

" I'd say a few thousand here, and about several million watching on TV. "

" Come On Bobby Let's go before I get embarrassed further. "

" If we had to leave everywhere you got embarrassed we wouldn't be able to go anywhere ." I chuckle.

" Funny." He glares. " let's go to the Black Bird, and get out of here!"

You Know I can't help while flying the Black Bird back that we forgot something.

Meanwhile at the Boudakai.

" Mr. Summers? Mr Drake? Where are you guys?"

2007-03-22T22:50:00.000-07:00

Professor Xavier wants me to go to hell. Wait that came out wrong. I mean he wants me to go Mephisto's hell with the rest of the X-men to save Wolverine, and X-23. This is like the worst thing that can happen to me.

Since I'm Ice man, And hell has like lava pits and bad stuff like that. " But Professor! I'll be useless there!"

" Now I wouldn't say that Bobby. Your recent increases in power could prove very useful. "

Goodie! I just have to start showing potential right before Logan decides to put himself in a sauna times a million. " But I'm still an Ice man! Where's Magma any way?"

Then Xavier shrugs " When was the last time anyone saw Magma?"

I sigh. "Good point. This is because I Woke you up this morning isn't it?

" Why Bobby? What ever gave you an idea like that?" He smiles mischievously. The Professor Floats off to consult with Hank. Blue haired Gambit points and laughs.

" Funny huh?" I ask.

" Very funny ya Chen!" Gambit sneers. " Did he just call me a dog?

" You know what I think is funny Remy? " Now I point. " Ice Jock!"

Gambit grabs his crotch and, rolls around howling. I turn to The Prof, and Hank. " I'm sorry Professor. " Says Beast. " But this was made to go to the Astral Plane , not Hell."

" I was afraid of that." Charles shook his head. " Looks like our guest has to help us."

What guest I wonder. Then it becomes obvious when The Ghost Rider walks in.

" Ghost Rider?" Cries Cyclops. " What happened to Dr. Strange?"

" I know." the Professor. shrugs . " But me and Dr Strange, had a falling out, during the Civil War. "

" Hey ya punks!" The flame headed freak shouts. " Let's get this over with ! Gilmore Girls is on in an hour!" he shoots fire, at the Astral plane Portal, the screen, changes to flames and people screaming. Well looks like before the day is over I'll be the Astonishing Steam Man .

2007-03-09T16:58:00.000-08:00

X- Party Woo Hoo! Yes us X- men will use any excuse to have a party. What's this one? Why the Season Finale of The Amazing Mutant Race 3. Too bad Laura went off in her little huff.

Oh well, she's like Logan she'll show up when she wants to. That ,and what ever can hurt that kid I don't want to meet it.

Already we got those fru fru tropical drinks that Jean likes.

And these scary blazing drinks.

I'd stay away from those , but what do I know? Me and fire don't really get along. We also have nachos and chicken wings, and whatever it is Marrow brought.

Who invited her any way? There's also entertainment like Gambit trying to prove he's not gay!

Why else would he take a shower, with Rouge, with their clothes on , and the door open? So of course she drained his power, and he was knocked out in the shower, I can neither confirm or deny that I was the one that dyed his hair blue,while he was ko'ed.

Also this one's for Hank who was eliminated, and now misses Noel. A special entertainment for my pal.

Enjoy Hank! I just hope you don't mind Rouge saying "mon ami" the whole time.

2007-02-02T21:31:00.000-08:00

I don't really do that well with responsibility. Which is probably why I keep going back to be a superhero. Oh I've tried to stop but Then one day I wake up and I'm in the Champions (shudder) or the Defenders.

So This is why I ask you Why the Heck has Wolverine asked me to watch his daughter , and Professor X decided to make me his new driver? While Cyke is in the race I've been driving the Professor to some places.

People are calling " The New Scott." Ugh! I hate it. Oh well at least I don't freak out about every little thing like Summers does. Though the prof doesn't exactly like it at times like when I saved this television exec from one of his missiles from his battle chair.

I know he would never forgive himself if he actually killed the guy, but any way yeah . He's been angry , not sure if it's with me, or the stress from the race. Now about Laura ship " chip off the ol' Canuckle head" Kinney or Logan or whatever.

I'm really not sure why Logan picked me to watch her. It's not like we're close. My best bud here is Beast. As for Laura herself ? She's a little creepy.

She sits there , and doesn't talk mostly in my accounting class. Then sometimes she adds the fun of cutting herself with her claws. So I'm finally getting a night to just chill and what happens?

Logan calls me and growls " Laura jest told me she was gonna hit on Danny."

"I laugh . " Danny the gay due at Oike Gallery? Unless she's the miracle worker it isn't going to happen."

" Find ' er and stop her!"

He forgot to tell me where they was, and New York is a big place. When I gave up and was going home I find them on the way . Then later on in the week, I walk in on her and her boyfriend making out she was topless.

Well we end up in a fight ice, against fire. He was beating me until II felt this power surge, and really froze him. I mean devil boy was sin a big block he couldn't get out of.

" This is too too cold .. to be ice "

Woah! This I must have accessed the power Emma used that time she controlled my body. Whatever Colossus got , and Magma freed him with his help. And Laura tried to claw me.

" What business of yours is it to mess with us?" she sneers.

" For whatever reason your dad has had me watch you. I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean letting you do a beauty and the beat thing in here!"

" Arrgh! Why is he being over protective all of the sudden?"

I shrug. " Don't ask me ,I My mom once asked if I could stop being a mutant so parents aren't my strong suit."

She slams her door as she runs into her room. I really don't need to be a parent if this is how I do it.

2007-01-15T22:16:00.000-08:00

All of us X-men are buzzing about The Amazing Mutant Race. Some of us are betting. Not me of course I'm broke after getting Marvel : Ultimate Alliance. What Can I say that's a great game!

It has all the fun of X-men legends, an let's you play with other guys. And I'm still in it being awesome. But adds The Fantastic Four , Some Avengers and others it's great!

Ok back to the race. I'm really glad I didn't get picked . Scott has been totally embarrassing him self out there. Sure he's been doing it to himself. But now the whole world knows what us X-men have laughed at the whole time.

That , and I discovered who my partner would have been. You see he came in today. I was sitting between Paige, and Rouge glaring at each other. Still trying to figure out how this happened when this dude crashed in.

" Hey ! Iceman I choose you!" he shouts.

" Uh I think your confused Goku. We're the X-men , not Pokemon. "

" No ! I want you to join me in The Amazing Mutant Race!'

I slap my hand on my fore head. " Dude The race has been going on for two weeks now it's too late. "

" Really?" He slumps into a chair.

" Um Yeah man. Wait a second you there when the professor showed us what Happened Between Pantha vegeta, and Bulma. And those two chicks have great bodies ! Remember? "

The guy put his fingers in ears, and started humming. While Rouge , and Paige gave me a look that was like daggers being shot at me. Great I'm in even more trouble.

Well luckily I got Goku to settle down by offering him Logan's secret stash of Pringles. ( he thinks no one knows where he hides it? Come on ! Kodiak has raided Logan's chips like three times now.)

Ok So now here we go After watching the latest episode what do Iceman and And Goku think of the AM3 teams?

Jon The intergalactic Gladiator , And Kurt Wagner.

Iceman: Man these guys seem invincible so far. They've won two in a row.

Goku: Those two have skills.

Gyrobo , and Gambit

Iceman: Poor Remy doesn't seem to know how to deal with this manic robot. But since I caught him taking pictures of me when I'm I was asleep. It's a good punishment.

Goku : Leggo Batman! Leggo Batman!

Vegeta and Wolverine.

Iceman: Pretty much what I expect from those two. Oh And Logan never sing again. Please!

Goku: (pouting ) Vegeta tricked me into eating CD's he told me those were rice cakes.

Iceman: Probably tastes the same .

Capitan Koma And Caliban

Iceman: Same megalomaniac with less silliness. I was never sure what his goal was when we were fighting him besides annoying us with lame synthoids.

Goku: Koma Stop your evil ways!

Henchman and Elixir

Iceman : Talk about an odd couple. Josh just looks like he's along for the ride.

Goku: Henchman is a good friend I wish him luck.

Tak and Angel

Iceman: Wow! Now Warren is acting gay. Are me, Logan, Beast Kody, and the Professor the only straight male X-men?

Goku : Tak is funny

Cyclops and Warbird

Iceman: Speaking of gay......

Goku: Why is he wearing that?

Iceman: Well it's Tuesday... and that's his day to wear drag.

Noel, and Beast

Iceman: whew! Even I'm getting hot from the heat coming off this couple.

Goku: They're furry.

Iceman: Um ok.

Now the teams that have been eliminated.

Spider-man and Emma

Iceman: Man your whipped Pete. But It's nice to have Emma, and her not quite appropriate for school attire back here .

Goku: Spider- man Is a great hero and I'm sure he had good reasons to quit.

SQT and Mystique

Iceman : I'll miss seeing two hot blue chicks on my Tv

Goku : Why are they blue?

Ok that's all.

2006-12-26T23:30:00.000-08:00

I know I Haven't posted in a while, but you see I'm hiding. Hercules Keeps calling me. Angel too.

For some reason I can't figure out he wants to reunite The Champions

I don't know what's he's been drinking , or smoking, but I want nothing to do with it. Normally I'd tell him to his face but last time I did that he shattered me . I'm getting a little tired of reforming my self so I'm hiding.

I suggest that You make your self scarce too Black Widow. At least until whatever Herc's on wears off , and he remem bers how embarrassing The Champions were. I'm saying this team was lame , and I used to be an Amazing Friend.

Then again being an Amazing Friend wasn't that bad, Eventhough we had to live with Aunt May Sometimmes me or Pete accidently ( wink wink ) Walk in on Firestar when she was in the shower. That and we had a cartoon show with The Hulk. But the Champions well I don't want to talk about it any more. So I'm going back to hiding shhhhhh Don't tell Herc.

2006-12-12T10:25:00.000-08:00

Yeah I cut up At Logan's funeral. I also do the same thing at all Jean's too. Because it's a safe bet either one will be back. So I couldn't believe the sad little scene Jubilee, and Kitty Pryde were having at his grave.

" He was like a father to me." sobs Jubilee . More like she was his annoying sidekick but whatever.

Kitty went in on the cry fest. " He was like that for both of us. They;ll never be another one like Logan."

Must fight gag reflex. Ok I'm done now. You know at this point I have this great idea. I go into the mansion , and get something. Then come out by the grave. The girls look up at me.

" Bobby are you finally going to show Logan the respect he deserves?"

" I guess you can call it that." I respond. " Hey Wolvie time to get up! Look I got a beer ! Frozen to perfection by my powers just the way you like it."

" Bobby! That's not funny!" Pryde shrieks.

" MMMM Frosty, cold sudzy , wait is sudzy a word?" I continue. I then shake the beer A little bit, so he can hear I'm not kidding. " Come on Logan come and get it!"

Pryde slaps me but I'm already iced up. So it really didn't bother me. Jubilee Shireks " Does anyone else hear that?'

Yup just what I though scratching from the grave. " Iceman what ever you pulling isn't funny!" wails Kitty. Both girls scream as this happens.

Wolverine frees him self , and kinda lurches to his feet. " B. Buuh" he mumbles.
Jubilee then yells " he's a zombie! He wants our brains!" She really needs to cut down on the sugar.

" BEEEEER!" He finally utters.

" Here ya go pal." I toss it to him. He cuts it open with his claw,, slams it down like he's been in the desert for days. He throws the can aside and shambles toward the mansion.

" Mooooore!" He screams. This is hilarious ! Especially when we hear this girlie scream, and find Josh Foley cowering in the Kitchen. Logan saying " BR BR...."

" No You can't have my Brain!" Elixir stutters his hands over his head. Logan just shakes his head, and mumbles " Brautwurst."

He takes a sausage out of the freezer, drops in a pan Then starts taking other food out , an starts what looks like a new food Net work show " Cooking with the Undead."

Well ok He's not really undead. His healing factor hasn't fixed his brain yet, well at least the speech center and the part that controls walking straight. Finally he starts eating his meal. Well like a pig.

Not that's any different than how he normally eats. The Professor wheels in. " What's all this commotion?"

Logan grins at him. " Wh......What's ......Up..Ch... Chuck? HE he !"

2006-11-29T06:20:00.000-08:00

So here I am doing some accounting work for the Professor, man he got a lot of money mass producing those tapes of Pantha, and Storm, When all the sudden Elixir flies through wall. I look out the hole and see Wonder Woman? Some one tells her That Josh isn't who's she's after.

It's me! What did I do? She says I've been making calls to Starfire creepy phone calls I called her once and Wolverine made sure nothing was going to happen there, So I never called again.

She comes up to me and asks " Where's Bobby Drake?"

" Um I do no not know ma Cherie I am Gambit. The incredibly handsome Iceman is he is gone I ger ron tee." I stutter.

Ok my Gambit impersonation sucks. But it worked she left in a huff. Now I gotta figure out who's been making calls in my name.

Update:

The Professor Took us all to this Saiyan wedding. Man that was a trip. Wow that was weird , not as weird Grey Hulk and Wolverine trying not to kill each other.

Well someone told me it was Superboy, not the little kid that Supes has kinda adopted, but the clone one who made those calls. Well I got him back pretty good.

Meanwhile At Titans Tower Kon - El Wakes up to a crashing sound. " What the Heck?"

" Solomon Grundy hear from Iceman that you want to be his friend! Solomon Grundy give you big hug!"

" AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

2006-11-01T01:03:00.000-08:00

After going through the moment with Rouge, we go to follow Logan to take down the Destroyer. Well our attention is taken from that by Kodiak throwing a car at Colossus.

I stand in awe as my big pranking buddy is ripping through my friends in the X-men. I didn't want to fight him. I mean it was obvious he was being controlled or something.

He was trying to kill Prof. X. Nightcrawler and Cyclops were fighting him pretty much keeping away from the Charles.

Weirdly Cyke rallies us with a nice speech I guess the stuff Fade did to him did the trick. Or he's just mad about his Pink car.

Ok I will admit it was a nice looking car, if your a teenage girl. Ok moving along. Cyclops finally blasted a huge trench into the school grounds I freeze the ground around the hole Kody slips and falls in.

While Cyke, and ant other energy blasters keep knocking my pal back into the fissure I Ice up the sides of the hole. Making him slip back in to the bottom. After a while we don't see him trying to get out anymore.

That's when the ground behind me erupts and Kody comes out bigger. " Xavier's dead!" he yells Oh man!

2006-10-28T04:21:00.000-07:00

Aw man I was shattered again! Stupid Destroyer! Well let me explain what happened . Prof X sent me, Wolverine, and Rouge after the Destoyer. The metal suit had rampaged through the Mansion.

At least It wasa easier putting my self back together this time. I wake up in the mansion , and rouge is crying. Logan is bleeding, well not so much anymore, His Healing factor has kicked in.

Rouge looks at me as I turn my self into my flesh and blood form again.

" Bobby I thought you I -We lost you."

" Wait. When did you find me?" I joke.

" Ya know what I mean. "

She looked in my eyes and I felt like I got lost then I tremebered , woah Kody has, or at least had a thing for Rouge There is no way I'll betray the guy. He'stoo good a friend for that but I didn't have to try to stop this moment because glass shattering did.

We both turn and watch Wolverine get on his motorcycle.

Looks like we're going back into battle. Good at least that gets me out of that awkward moment.

2006-10-16T23:10:00.000-07:00

Man I hate Wolverine. You see I gave my number to Starfire, my number. Though poor Josh, didn't find himself a girl. Not that it matters, the school year is back in , and there;s like a bunch of girls his age there , and some in tight revealing costumes.

Now back to why I hate Logan. She called , and he told her I do perverted things with clowns , and dwarves. Yeah I can't get her to answer my calls. Or she makes Superboy answer the phone. That guy is a complete idiot, and he talks about the lamest things.

Well I'm not letting this one go. I've redecorated Logan's room with my own special skills.

Wait a sec, Who's that guy? He's freaking creepy. I don't like the way he's looking at the ice boy I made.

Look what I did to the bed.

there's that guy again on the ice chair I made to replace Logan's regular chair. I left that guy in there. With The new Icy decor. Enjoy Wolvie! Oh yeah if anyone know s who that guy is and why he's in the school let me know.

2006-10-03T02:13:00.000-07:00

We won the Fight with Onslaught by a bunch of luck. Also I didn't get a wet willy! Yay! Any way Onslaught kicked this dog I felt sorry for it so I brought it back to the mansion. I've named him Ace The Ice Hound.

Somehow, Ace the bat hound heard of this and threatened to sue. Now what kind of a lawyer could a talking dog get?

Never mind, I wish I didn't ask that question. Anyway, I let Mr Birdman talk to my lawyer Matt Murdock. I don't know what Matt said to Harvey , but I do know he ran out of the mansion crying. Any way It's ok to name the dog that as long as he doesn;t appear in the X-men comics, fine with me.

Matt asked if wanted to troll for chicks with him. I said some other time. The problem with Matt is he'll hit on the woman your with if you meet one, He's like Tony Stark Lite.

So I decided io go to a Different County, and Finally take The Kid Flash up on the Ping Pong tournament idea At Titans Tower. I thought maybe I should Take Josh Foley along too, maybe get him over his old lady phase, by getting him to meet a girl, that doesn't know him.

Yes I did warn him not to hit on Wonder girl because of the S- SHIELD wearing living Hormone that lives there. AKA Super boy. And You know I don't know if the Titans live there or just train there.

When we got there was no one there, but this hot alien woman. Hmmm I wonder If I should giver her my number? Oh Man I just forgot ! Though she looks like my age, this is the Teen Titans. Hmmm Maybe it's better if I don't have these thoughts. .

2006-09-24T04:06:00.000-07:00

Ok Here's the Skinny Professor X is running around as Onslaught again, All of this because Maggie had a little affair with Henchman . I'm not too bothered about it . But that could be because Maggie , had her friend Novy make this cool new template so I may be a little biased.

Any Way Cyke is running around asking if the prof will be mad that he registered for the superhuman act thing, and to become a SHIELD Agent . To which I answer. " This probably wouldn't be the best time to tell , you know with him trying to kill everyone and all."

Scott acts even worse around Logan who's hooked up with Cap's anti reg side. And yes before you ask me, Warren yes I'm editing the video I made, with them passing each other, in the hall and that song we wrote .

It goes something like " They're X-men They're Mutant roommates! He's pro Reg! He's anti reg! They both like redheads! They're a couple of nuts! They can't stand each other but they have to live together . They Wolvie and Cyclops !"

Coming soon to a You tube near you! ( To be completely honest I know those lyrics suck But Angel had been on a week long bender while writing them so um well there you go.)

Ok so Cyke 's out so who came up with the brilliant plan that will probaly save all of our hash's from the evil Prof? Storm ? Nope Fred The Fox! That's right the talking wood land critter. Storm is mad about that she's going around mumbling about every minute. ( Personally I think it's because Fred beat her in Checkers once.)

Although This version of Onslaught , while attacking people also has a prankster side. He leaves up all of the toilet seats, I know he's the one that left the flaming bag on the door step, Gambit's shoes will never be the same . And someone ordered 50 anchovy and pineapple pizzas for the mansion. Yuck !

I wonder if Kid flash or someone else would like to eat those pizzas? Oh well not a problem except for the fact everyone's been blaming me for the pranks . Come on people ! If it was me there would be ice involved somehow . Now if there's no ice you'd better think twice!

okaaaay any ways it turns out my sleeping spell was nothing but my body going through stress of reintergrating through moisture in the aiI. i think that's what Hank said. I was paying more attention to " LOST" at the time.

Well I guess I'll tell everyone how the fight with Onslaught went , if he doesn't kill me , or give me a wet willy .

2006-09-17T01:19:00.000-07:00

I'm woken up by this huge blast. I feel my mouth is really dry. My back ,and neck feel really stiff. Man this sucks . I have no idea what's going on so I stumble out in my under wear For a second I think I see Onslaught and a bunch of Hulks.

I rub my eyes, and Gaze on Onslaught leaving and Storm fighting with Bruce Banner.

I don't know how long I was out , but in the few hours I slept . The world fell apart. And then I noticed Gambit checking me out, I for got I was in my boxers. Great. then again this isn't as bad as when we all had to sleep in the motel 6 when we fought those armor things, I kept waking, And seeing him staring at me.

Why can't I remember who was behind those armored monsters? I guessed I "died " in battle I have a little memory loss. Oh well, Then Beast asked : Bobby where have you been?"

" What do you mean Hank?"

" No one's seen you in days."

I've been asleep for days? Huh?

2006-09-03T00:43:00.000-07:00

I was turned into co2. It was hard pulling my self back together I guess maybe I couldn't. I don't know. All I knew was my mind drifted for real I guess. At some point I saw this.

I almost didn't leave, I mean look at her. But those critters by her just freaked me out. That and I wanted to live. Some energy hit me making it easier for me to think I froze water particles around , my essence I guess.

I kept getting stepped on by students, and funny haired Vegata. But finally I formed an ice body for myself. I used the snow like a cocoon. Until finally I reformed completely. I Was a little afraid to try to turn human again. After shutting my eyes and crossing my fingers. I open my eyes to see flesh and blood.

Whew! I walk inside the Mansion I see Gaia and Fred Fox ,(why's he black now?)

I dunno why, but I was so mad at her I wanted to kill her, for something. Man That's strange What has Gaia ever done too me? And Why Am I so tired? I'll guess I'll sleep for like three days . I 'll probably feel better then.

2006-08-28T03:59:00.000-07:00

Salutations, I am Dr Henry Mccoy, More commonly known as the Beast. It is my sad duty to inform you that my long time comrade- in-arms, and friend Robert Drake, called Ice man has been slain in battle with Gaia. Along side another friend of mine , Cyclops, or Scott Summers. For the full story go here .

http://gaia08.blogspot.com/2006/08/confrontation-battle-and-death.html

I am sorry this is too hard to write. I must take my leave. Rest in well my humorous friend. Until we meet again in the the halls of Eluysium.

2006-08-10T22:05:00.000-07:00

Continued from Wolverine Vegeta Professor X Gaia And Spidey

Arrrrgh! I just got busted up ! I hate being shattered! I have to reform myself! Well let me clue you in on what's going on. The School just got attacked by armored zombie things .

I'm not talking about a few either I'm talking about plague of locusts numbers here. We have no idea what they are, or any idea why they attacked. We just know they're blood thirsty.

A bunch of them jumped on me and crushed me into little ice pieces. What they don't know is Humpty Dumpty can put himself back together again. It's just a tedious process. But finally I come out of the ice throwin' ice spikes at each and every one of those weridos.

I then form glacier type ice flows running a bunch of them over .Others I freeze so cold That colossus just shatters them with his punches. The other X-men seem to be holding their own, Scott blasting away, and whining. Wolverine's went into full bezerker mode , Beat is fireing some kind of weapon, and rouge was smashing them.

Then these weird big haired guys showed up and started blasting the freaky zombie things. I reconised them from one of the partys we had a while back. Saiyans I think, Gohan Trunks Bra and Goten . If I remember right.

One of them started yelling " Halt evil doers I am the Champin of Justice I am he who stops evil ! I am ...."

" extremely annoying!" I interrupt. He just looks shocked like this .

Logan just says from nowhere" Look bub if your gonna fight then fight! But don't just dance around!" Luckily they stayed good thing too though even with their help it'll take a miracle if everyone survives this .

2006-07-22T23:48:00.000-07:00

While in the Astral Plane, I was hit with a psionic bolt. During this time I was trapped believing I was playing X3 the official game. Man that game sucks! I feel bad for telling Professor X it was a good game but unforgiving. I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

You see back then I was in the first levels and was getting killed over and over. as I got into the later levels the sucked more . On a side note I can use my powers to do other things beside put out fires.

Which is pretty much what the game made me do. And As Night crawler I can't teleport out of the way of danger , I just go right into it. As Wolverine I break boxes that look like Styrofoam . And those cut scenes?

Well calling them cut scenes is too good for them . They're really still pictures with voice acting. Oh there's some movement , if you want to see Logan move stiffer than a zombie you can.

when It becomes that day of the month where the X-men gather up video games to go and trade them for others at the local game shop I know which one I'm throwing in first.

Ok rant over. For something actually fun. The mansion received a call from the local airport about Wolverine not being able to pass through the metal detector, with out setting it off.

Well that Kodiak a great idea for a prank. And I helped for more details go over to his blog and see what we did. Oh man ! I can't wait until Logan gets home!

2006-07-10T04:22:00.000-07:00

The X-men had a kickin' party after we beat the Brotherhood. Well it was kickin' until Cyclops introduced the Entertainment Justin Gurini from American Idol? Bleh! So after showing Scotty my displeasure by forming an ice slick under him while he was trying to make time with Warbird.

I'm not proud but I drank a lot. I wish I didn't because well I did something I'm not very proud of, I guess I lost time or something, It doesn't matter I can't explain it but when I came to my senses this I found myself with someone I'm not proud, but here's the person. I'm sorry everyone, please forgive me .

Yeah I know I was " sleeping with the enemy" as it were . I don't even know how that happened. It's not that's she's not hot . It's just that she's been with Sabertooth , and wolverine , and If the rumors of another ex of hers is true, A certain short guy with funny hair, Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I've been taking showers all morning yet I still don't feel clean! The good thing is I wasn't the only one who woke up with a woman he wasn't proud of, Look who that Polaris stealing dork Havok woke up with.

How do these supervillians keep getting in the mansion anyway?

2006-07-03T17:43:00.000-07:00

One moment me and the Beast. Are taling Jean down the next Koma runs up to us and says " I'll pay you back for turning my Lin against me I'm sending you to the Savage Land!"

They're this weird feeling for a minute , then the we're somewhere else.

" Bobby ? "

" Yes Hank?"

" This is not the Savage Land is it?"

" No it's Disney Land."

We found a TV The X-men beat the Brotherhood of course. Well Could somone send an X-jet to to pick us up? Well after we go on some rides first.

2006-07-01T14:49:00.000-07:00

Man! A lot has happened since I last posted. The X-men got into a fight with these robots , and I froze Pyro who blew up this Martian guy. After that fight was finished. We had to follow Jean who went all " Dark Phoenix " again to Washington D.C.

Then things got confusing. The Brotherhood joined in and we fought them , and Jean. Actually Gaia and Rouge were trying to calm her down, Storm wanted a fight. I get a little fuzy on why the Hulk and this short weird looking guy showed up.

Hulk was in his " Joe Fixit." form. I was about to freeze him , When this huge fire ogre knocks me down. Pyro again. He must have thought that had stopped me. Because he turned away from me, and attacked the Secret Service.

Big mistake, I slid over to him and encased him in a big ice block. " That's for your signing in the Smiling Baby Hitlers you no talent hack!" I say. I look over the whole battle scene to see who I can help. Hulk's gone Wolverine apparently got attacked by him, but he recovered and was fighting some guy in an AIM uniform.

The guy with the weird hair stuck around but was watching Captian Koma getting chased by his robo Lohan, Good ol' Hank. Speaking of which he was caught by that low rent thug the Constrictor. ( I don't know where he came from either. )

The guy has unbreakable adamantium coils, but that won't help him when all the sudden the ground he's standing on becomes veeeeeery slippery. The snake themed lose fell on his butt., letting Hank go. " Much gratitude my young icy friend." he says knocking out snakey who I think was already put down once. This is not his lucky day.

I look up at Jean then say to Beast. " Hey fuzzball. You think we should help try to talk Jean down?"

" indubitable, snow cone, though we may get immolated just as the unfortunate Magneto before us."

I shrug. " Who wants to live forever huh? Besides us founding X-men have gotta stick together, you know."

I ice slide along with Mcoy up to Jean. Hopefully she'll listen to us if not well it was nice living while it lasted.

2006-06-24T22:48:00.000-07:00

Scott sent me ,Kitty Pryde , and Angel to break up the riot in front of the meeting where they announced the plans for the cure. Man this was an ugly one. Some of those Friends of Humanity losers started beating on some mutants.

These guys didn't have any real powers I'd see a porcupine guy, or someone who control trash, or something. Needless to say they needed help . There was also new problem man sized sentinels.

Where did they come up with this idea? Any way they were helping out the FOH. Not by design , just by the fact that sentinels always go after mutants. I created an ice wall between homo sapian , and homo superior and the tin cans.

Now I've always been the comedy guy , and all the sudden I'm leading missions. Warren asked me a little too smugly on what we would do next. " Angel can you still make those winds with your wings?"

" What do you think Bobby?" I tell him to go for it at the FOH. He flaps his wings creating these huge gusts I blast some ice into the winds pelting the jerks hail. I told kitty to phase though the sentinels disrupting them.

Now do our fellow mutants thank us for the save? Of course not. They call us traitors. Some even scream Long Live Magneto! Why anyone would willingly follow Mr " Pretty in pink " has always been beyond me.

It didn't really bother me until it got splatted in the face by a mutant whose power seemed to be the ability to create soda from thin air. When I say Soda I mean Coke and Pepsi type . I made the road they were under all slippery.

Then when they were trying to get they're footing, I froze all the moisture around them turning it into snow and dumping on them. Finally some other super teams and cops showed up to break up the rest of the riot , now we're going back to the mansion to see if the other X-men have any idea what Magneto is up too.

2006-06-22T14:44:00.000-07:00

I spent the last couple of days guarding some statues for a friend of Wolverine's I Get back to the mansion a few days ago and, chaos erupts. You see this cure for the mutant gene has just come out. Storm flew out in a rage wanting to destroy the clinics.

It'll only be a matter of time before all of us are forced to take this cure. Yeah they say it 'll only be criminals,but they'll convict us all of something just to get rid of our powers. Scott put the team on high alert so I guess we need to be ready when the bad stuff goes down.

I went down to the sub levels to check on our new prisoner, Sabertooth. I see the new guy, Kodiak with a syringe. " Well Vic. time fer ya to die, after I give ya this cure no Healin' Factor, no you I'm gonna get ya back fer what ya did ta my parents , me and our brother."

I freeze the syringe so it pops, The big guy turns around, " What'd ya do that for popsicle? "

" Look smoky, calm down before you do something you'll regret."

" I ain't the one who's going ta regret this!" He says charging towards me.

2006-06-16T10:43:00.000-07:00

Scott and Gaia left for the summit about the mutant cure. Scott leaves in charge saying there' s Synthoids in the mansion. Of course Storm gets all angry. " Why are you in charge? Only I know how to run this school the right way."

" Yeah into the ground." I say. "Look why don't you look for the Synthoids huh? Or if you can't do that go take a bath with Pantha and stay out of our way. "

" This isn't over Drake!" she says.

" Yeah it never is." I say.

The first synthoid jumps out of a closet yelling " I"m Pretty!" I'm pretty sure Omega Red has never actually said that. We found a fake Elektra making out with Danger Room robot. Rouge fought a Lady Death strike and crushed her.

We went around finding all kinds of robots , looking like or enemies and destroyed them all. We go out side and find a Magneto and TX. Sliced to ribbons. And Wolverine along with teen girl Wolverine cutting into a trailer.

We hear the guy inside screaming as he drives off. " Logan you psycho!" I Scream at the top of my lungs. "You didn't have to try to kill him!"

" Who says I tried ta kill him Drake?" he says lighting up a cigar. " I was just puttin' a little fear inta him." X-23 just glares at me.

Later on Beast used the parts to build a synthoid of his own and sent it to Koma. He probably won't have the time to sic Synthoids after us since, his time will be spent with......

Lindsey Lohan bot!!!!!!! Dun Duun Dun!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-15T03:38:00.000-07:00

Alright I haven't been blogging long, and I get tagged with a meme, not once but twice! First by mr " I'm the best there is at what I do, and that ain't pretty bub." If you mean dancing Logan then no that's not pretty by any means .

Also your not the best at it. Secondly by two eight bit wannbe things that Deadpool's hanging around with. And this Meme all I can say is wow. I know what I did to hack off Wolverine, ( all his beers are frozen hahahahaha!"

Not sure what I did to the moonites though. Oh well here goes my first meme. ( Man is it weird!) Just because I was tagged twice doesn't mean I 'm doing this twice though. I 'm totally not.

Okay I delayed as long as I could.

1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win? The professor.

2. What's your favorite color of Pink? The pink Paige's bra is when we play strip poker.

3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls : Since I couldn't watch more that three minutes of it? none.

4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child? Tell it to get the pills.

5. How many figures am I holding up? enough.

3. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop. Whosoever deciphers this code if he be worthy shall gain the power of Jojo the monkey boy. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

7. What's wrong with this Meme? I don't think I have the time to list all the things wrong with it.

8. Create your own question and answer it. Do I have to? No.

9. What's your wrestler name? the Snowman

10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage? Ew no.

12. Are you the weakest link? Wow I haven't heard that on in a while.

13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here? Yeah sure.

14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? Who would it be. Don't know.

15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS? Erifia's side kick is smokin'.

16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think? Didn't see it.

17. Do you know who Lookwell! is Adam West

18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Deadpool) I share socks with evreyone except Deadpool. So No.

2006-06-11T18:56:00.000-07:00

There I was playing X-3 : the game on the Ps2. I was frustrated by the fact I couldn't control myself. I couldn't control my video game self. Not only that, but I couldn't see where I was going.

You know it's bad when Ice man can play as Nightcrawler , and Wolverine better than he can play Iceman on a game. Arrrgh! While I watched myself die for the fiftieth time. ( This game has no save points either, you die you start over. ) Scott ran into my room in his boxers.

" Scott we talked about this, after the pink dress thing. You need to wear normal clothes outside your room."

" Bobby you need to hide me!"

" Huh ? What's going on bud?"

" You never told me that being with a woman involved swords, and pain."

" Uh Scott, you were married before you know. "

" I was really? What did she look like?"

Then Psylocke comes after running through the door.

" I must kill, Cyclops! Move yourself Or die Iceman!" Her hands turn into swords.

" Ok that's new." I say Icing up. She almost takes off my head but I block her with an ice-shield. I try freezing her but she fights it off. " Bettsy don't make do this!"I tell her forming an Ice Spear.

" My Master wants me to kill Cyclops. "

" Oh I get it, your one of Koma's robots." I throw the spear through her chest. " Cyclops blast her!"

" But-but."

" Scott now!" He takes off his glasses zapping the Synthoid. I had an idea at that moment I made an ice lens Summers, fires a blast though the lens into the robot, destroying it. Well another one of Koma's machines down. Maybe he'll give up now? Nah probably not.

2006-06-09T17:45:00.000-07:00

So Koma made his first attack, with a Jean Grey robot that looks nothing like Jean. Well now that was just special. I softened it So Wolverine could finish him . But do I get thanks no. But that's ok. I just hope Logan likes his beer completely frozen from now on.

As for Koma thanks for the laughs bud! Your synthoid was just pure comedy gold! Really though maybe you should quit while your ahead huh? Or we'll, I don't know force you to eat Mcdonald's southern Chicken sandwiches they taste like bad chic fillet and you'll know it!

No wait that's too cruel . I know we'll make you Deadpool's butler for a month. Let's take a look at your duties huh?

That's his place after he cleans it. So you'll have plenty of work. Also you'll have to anything he commands.
And yes you'll have to eat his cooking . Well I think that's a punishment that fits the crime, So for your sake stop. Or not it's pretty funny either way.

2006-06-07T09:49:00.000-07:00

Hey every one! I was one of the X-men that quit when Storm had her little Power trip, well after trying to reform The champions , then Spider- man and his Amazing Friends ( Both disaster's don't ask oddly The Amazing Friends have more problems than The Champions who knew? )

So I went back to the only place I've really called home Charles Xavier's Mansion . Imagine my surprise to find it all wrecked and Apocalypse and Some reject from a horror movie doing the wrecking.

Well I'm not going to take this lying down. No way Close the windows And lock up your women , because Bobby Drake The Iceman is back in town!